Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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