Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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