At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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