waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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