When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
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