normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
