it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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