Who did Billy Mays play for?
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
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