i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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