drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
ok first of all what the fuck
that may or may not have been my penis.
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