I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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