The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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