Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I know her cup size but not her name....
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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