I want to have your abortion
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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