what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
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