Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
