plz talk dirty to me
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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