i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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