At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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