I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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