Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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