she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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