She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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