If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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