this beer tastes like vomit already
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Randomize
