I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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