adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
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