Where did you get a picture of my penis
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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