She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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