Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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