6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
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