Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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