don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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