thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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