are you still at the devil's house?
Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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