I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
40s are totally the cure
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
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