My nipple is on Facebook.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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