Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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