Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
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