Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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