found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
you will always have a special place in my vag
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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