i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
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