I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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