TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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