Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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