i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
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