Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
He uses pillows to masturbate.
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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