Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
i will never coherently bang her
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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