it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
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