Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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