I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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