Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Who died my cat blue again?
Randomize
