Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
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